I couldn't believe how tired I was tonight. I got into bed beside the wife, hoping to be asleep in ten minutes or less! Suddenly, she turned her face towards me, her eyes wide awake.
"Oh, you certainly took a long time brushing your teeth. Again."
"Of course. Being this sexy comes natural for me, it is true, but I also must maintain my sex symbol status."
She rolled her eyes as I shut mine, trying to dift off to slumberland.
"You shouldn't be so conceited, you know," she reprimanded me.
"What conceit? I am just being honest."
"Anyhow, while you were brushing, I was thinking about what happened one time..."
Uh oh, I gasped to myself. "You weren't drinking that arabian coffee again tonight before you came to bed, were you?"
"It's arabic coffee, hon-"
"Whatever. Go to sleep, sweetie."
"Anyway, I just remembered this story. This is what happened..."
(c) drk 2010
